Hi ho, Hi ho back to Jill's I go.

The dog is in deep shit now.

What the fuck is that odor?

Jill's house is scary because it smells like used tampons and badly constructed sex toys.

Who gives a shit? I DO

As I prepare for my week at the "spa" (house and dog sitting for Jill), I sit here worrying about how I am going to shit at someone else's house. I have a major problem with pooping in a strange toilet. I wonder if those worries stem from some suppressed feelings that have yet to surface. Told ya.....I AM retarded!