Sunday, November 23, 2008

The future of Daisy

If jill continues to let her dog get loose....this will be the result.


This is the worst dog that i have ever met. All it does is lick, jump, bark and not obey.


No gifts for you this year! You are going on a diet on January 1st....straight to doggie fat camp,

Monday, June 30, 2008

Monday, June 9, 2008

What the fuck is that odor?

Jill's house is scary because it smells like used tampons and badly constructed sex toys.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Who gives a shit? I DO

As I prepare for my week at the "spa" (house and dog sitting for Jill), I sit here worrying about how I am going to shit at someone else's house. I have a major problem with pooping in a strange toilet. I wonder if those worries stem from some suppressed feelings that have yet to surface. Told ya.....I AM retarded!