Sunday, November 23, 2008
BAD DOG
This is the worst dog that i have ever met. All it does is lick, jump, bark and not obey.
BAD BAD DOG
No gifts for you this year! You are going on a diet on January 1st....straight to doggie fat camp,
BAD BAD DOG
No gifts for you this year! You are going on a diet on January 1st....straight to doggie fat camp,
Monday, June 30, 2008
Monday, June 9, 2008
What the fuck is that odor?
Jill's house is scary because it smells like used tampons and badly constructed sex toys.
Sunday, June 8, 2008
Who gives a shit? I DO
As I prepare for my week at the "spa" (house and dog sitting for Jill), I sit here worrying about how I am going to shit at someone else's house. I have a major problem with pooping in a strange toilet. I wonder if those worries stem from some suppressed feelings that have yet to surface. Told ya.....I AM retarded!
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