tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47663205073212772592012-02-16T07:29:40.584-08:00AkronDavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15512637370282184947noreply@blogger.comBlogger51100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4766320507321277259.post-33350374030266678102008-11-23T18:35:00.000-08:002008-11-23T18:37:40.226-08:00<span style="font-size:130%;color:#990000;"><strong>If jill continues to let her dog get loose....this will be the result.</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4766320507321277259-3335037403026667810?l=akrondave.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AkronDavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15512637370282184947noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4766320507321277259.post-40166824272050532102008-11-23T18:28:00.000-08:002008-11-23T18:34:26.955-08:00This is the worst dog that i have ever met. All it does is lick, jump, bark and not obey.<br /><br />BAD BAD DOG<br /><br />No gifts for you this year! You are going on a diet on January 1st....straight to doggie fat camp,<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4766320507321277259-4016682427205053210?l=akrondave.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AkronDavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15512637370282184947noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4766320507321277259.post-31103428225950271662008-06-30T07:32:00.001-07:002008-06-30T07:32:39.564-07:00The dog is in deep shit now.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4766320507321277259-3110342822595027166?l=akrondave.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AkronDavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15512637370282184947noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4766320507321277259.post-40446332999660662742008-06-09T16:33:00.001-07:002008-06-09T16:34:42.437-07:00Jill's house is scary because it smells like used tampons and badly constructed sex toys.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4766320507321277259-4044633299966066274?l=akrondave.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AkronDavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15512637370282184947noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4766320507321277259.post-65933589167447667822008-06-08T12:55:00.000-07:002008-06-08T13:10:03.925-07:00As I prepare for my week at the "spa" (house and dog sitting for Jill), I sit here worrying about how I am going to shit at someone e<span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">lse's</span> house. I have a major problem with pooping in a strange toilet. I wonder if those worries stem from some suppressed feelings that have yet to surface. Told ya.....I AM retarded!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4766320507321277259-6593358916744766782?l=akrondave.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AkronDavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15512637370282184947noreply@blogger.com1